My Final Challenge
April 12th, 2009
The Beard received one final challenge on the night before its demise. It was a challenge so huge, so incredible, that I couldn’t resist it. A weight of epic proportions. And so, without further ado, I present my heaviest, cruellest weight ever:

Jen Tosti's PhD Dissertation!
A fitting end to an incredible saga! Good luck, Jen! You’ll have to carry it the rest of the way!
Thanks to you and your magical beard for making the last 6 years all seem worthwhile. This is better than any publication outlet I might have envisioned. Had I know that someone would have to lift the darn thing, I would have been more concise, though I still think you made out better than my committee…who had to read it. All the best!