Lift 3 will be 20 pounds!
February 25th, 2009
Holy cow! A HUGE last-minute surge cracked $2,000 just in time for Friday’s lift on the WGN Morning News at 8:45am! So come on, people, put my beard to the test: what 20 pound object should I lift on Friday?
For reference, this is what a 20 pound hamburger looks like:
Wait. Is that burger really huge? Or is that man really tiny?
So, you’re lifting the burger then, right? RIGHT?
The beard is magic. It has it’s own zip code now.
Lift a cat! A pudgy cat, I guess. Or an infant!
What about something Easter/spring-y…like 20 pounds of Peeps, or one of those rabbit banks with the crazy red eyes!
How much space would 20 pounds of Peeps take up??? I bet it would fill the entire WGN studios…
Does it hurt when you lift things with your beard? I don’t want you to get hurt.
I would try to lift a boombox. Or a Tivo. Something electronic, because that you can get some fancy high end technology sponsors. Like
STAPLES DONATES 10 Toner Cartridges TO BE LIFTED BY EAMONS BEARD
If you can get free toner, you are in the money.
When The Beard falls in water it doesn’t get wet. The water gets Bearded.
Should I offer up the Vanilla Gorilla for next week? He weighs approximately 31 lbs….